Spotted — And You Thought $177.50 Essie SSN Was Cray...

If you read this blog on the reg, then you know that I like to chronicle the craziness that is Essie Starry Starry Night and eBay gouging. So first, some screenshots.

But why stop there?

If you're in the mood to drop tons of cash on nail paint, then look no further than Azature a.k.a. "Black Diamond King." The Hollywood-based jewelry maker's new black diamond-infused nail polish is a simple trade-off, really. You give him $250,000 and you'll get a one-of-a-kind bottle of polish that contains 267 carats of luxurious black diamonds. Done and done.

The black diamond is the ultimate fine jewel. Its combination of beauty, mystery and sophistication makes it a timeless luxury, says Azature.

Word on the street is that the enterprising Azature has developed a more affordable base-model for those who want to get in on the action, but are lacking a paltry quarter-mill. For a mere $25, you can get a less diamond-dripping version which still boasts a *black diamond* in each and every bottle.

It's allegedly being sold at Fred Segal...

allthatglittersindeed, Francesca